| Bowling For Soup - 1985 |
[Originally by SR-71] Woohoohoo Woohoohoo Debbie just hit the wall She never had it all One Prozac a day Husbands a CPA Her dreams went out the door When she turned twenty four Only been with one man What happen to her plan? She was gonna be an actress She was gonna be a star She was gonna shake her ass On the hood of white snake's car Her yellow SUV is now the enemy Looks at her average life And nothing has been alright since Bruce Springstien, Madonna Way before Nirvana There was U2 and Blondie And music still on MTV Her two kids in high school They tell her that she's uncool Cuz she´s still preoccupied With 19, 19, 1985 Woohoohoo (1985) Woohoohoo She's seen all the classics She knows every line Breakfast Club, Pretty in Pink Even Saint Elmo's Fire She rocked out to Wham Not a big Limp Bizkit fan Thought she'd get a hand On a member of Duran Duran Where's the mini-skirt made of snake skin And who's the other guy that´s singing in Van Halen When did reality become T.V. What ever happen to sitcoms, game shows (on the radio was) Springsteen, Madonna Way before Nirvana There was U2 and Blondie And music still on MTV Her two kids in high school They tell her that she's uncool Cuz she´s still preoccupied With 19, 19, 1985 Woohoohoo She hates time make it stop When did Motley Crue become classic rock? And when did Ozzy become an actor? Please make this stop Stop! And bring back Springsteen, Madonna Way before Nirvana There was U2 and Blondie And music still on MTV Her two kids in high school They tell her that she's uncool Cuz she´s still preoccupied With 1985 Woohoohoo Bruce Springsteen, Madonna Way before Nirvana There was U2 and Blondie And music still on MTV (woohoohoo) Her two kids in high school They tell her that she's uncool Cuz she´s still preoccupied With 19, 19, 1985 |

| Bowling For Soup - Punk Rock 101 |
Rock! She works at Hot Topic, His heart microscopic, She thinks that it´s love, But to him it´s sex He listens to Emo, But Fat Mike´s his hero His bank account´s zero What comes next? Same song, different chorus... It´s stupid, contagious To be broke and famous Can someone please save us From Punk Rock 101 My Dickies, your sweatpants My spiked hair, your new Vans Let´s throw up our rock hands For Punk Rock 101 She bought him a skateboard A rail slide, his knee tore He traded it for drums at the local pawn shop She left him for staring At girls and not caring When she cried ´cause she thought Bon Jovi broke up Same song, second chorus... Chorus Don´t forget to delay On the very last word Seven years later He works as a waiter She married a trucker, And he´s never there The story never changes Just the names and faces Like Tommy and Gina They´re livin on a prayer Erik: Did you just say that? I said, Chorus (2x) It´s stupid, contagious (same song, different chorus) To be broke and famous Can someone please save us (same song, different chorus) From Punk Rock 101 My Dickies, your rock hands (same song, different chorus) My spiked hair, your new Vans Let´s shop-lift some sweatpants(same song, different chorus) For Punk Rock 101 |