| Bowling For Soup - The Bitch Song |
Is it OK if I speak to you today You've been pissed off for a week now but, nothing I can say could make you look up. or crack up. Is there anything that I can do Anything to show you [chorus] You're a bitch but, I love you anyway OH OH You can't sing But, you still put me to sleep Baby, You're a bitch Hey Hey Hey Hey You make me sick But, don't ever go away So you tell me that there's nothing left to say I drive you face the window Then you're in my face telling me to grow up I wish you'd grow up I can't wait until you fall asleep, I wonder if you know that [chorus] [BREAK] [chorus] Yeah you're a bitch but I love you anyway So why don't you...... Stay |
| Bowling For Soup - Almost |
I almost got drunk at school at 14 Where I almost made out with the homecoming queen Who almost went on to be miss texas But lost to a slut with much bigger breastes I almost dropped out to move to LA Where I was almost famous for almost a day And I almost had you But I guess that doesn´t cut it Almost loved you I almost wished u would´ve loved me too I almost held up a grocery store Where I almost did 5 years and then 7 more Cuz I almost got popped for a fight with a thug Cuz he almost made off with a bunch of the drugs That I almost got hooked on cuz you ran away And I wish I woulda had the nerve to ask you to stay And I almost had you But I guess that doesn´t cut it Almost had you And I didn´t even know it You kept me guessing and now I´m destined to spend my time missing you I almost wish you would´ve loved me too Here I go thinking about all the things I could´ve done I´m gonna need a forklift cuz all the baggage weighs a ton I know we had our problems I can´t remember one I almost forgot to say something else And if I cant fit it in I´ll keep it all to myself I almost wrote a song about you today But I tore it all up and then I threw it away And I almost had you But I guess that doesn´t cut it Almost had you And I didn´t even know it You kept me guessing and now I´m destined to spend my time missing you And I almost had you [x3] I almost wish you would´ve loved me too |
| Bowling For Soup - The Girl All The Bad Guys Want |
8 o´clock, Monday night and I´m waitin´ To finally talk to a girl a little cooler than me. Her name is Nona, she´s a rocker with a nose ring, She wears a two way, but I´m not quite sure what that means. And when she walks, All the wind blows and the angels sing. She doesn´t notice me! Cause she is watchin´ wrestling Creamin´ over tough guys Listenin´ to rap metal Turntables in her eyes It´s like a bad movie She is lookin´ through me If you were me, then you´d be Screamin´ "Someone shoot me!" As I fail miserably, Tryin´ to get the girl all the bad guys want. She´s the girl all the bad guys want! She likes the Godsmack and I like Agent Orange Her cd changer´s full of singers that are mad at their dad She says she´d like to score some reefer and a forty She´ll never know that I´m the best that she´ll never have And when she walks, All the wind blows and the angels sing. She´ll never notice me! Cause she is watchin´ wrestling Creamin´ over tough guys Listenin´ to rap metal Turntables in her eyes She likes ´em with a mustache Racetrack season pass Drivin´ in a Trans-Am Does a mullet make a man? It´s like a bad movie She is lookin´ through me If you were me, then you´d be Screamin´ "Someone shoot me!" As I fail miserably, Tryin´ to get the girl all the bad guys want. She´s the girl all the bad guys want! She´s the girl all the bad guys want! She´s the girl all the bad guys want! There she goes again With fishnets on, and dreadlocks in her hair She broke my heart, I wanna be sedated All I wanted was to see her naked! Now I am watchin´ wrestling Tryin´ to be a tough guy Listenin´ to rap metal Turntables in my eyes I can´t grow a mustache And I ain´t got no season pass All I got´s a moped...moped....moped..... It´s like a bad movie She is lookin´ through me If you were me, then you´d be Screamin´ "Someone shoot me!" As I fail miserably, Tryin´ to get the girl all the bad guys want. She´s the girl all the bad guys want! She´s the girl all the bad guys want! She´s the girl all the bad guys want! She´s the girl all the bad guys want! (There she goes again) She´s the girl all the bad guys want! She´s the girl all the bad guys want! (There she goes again) She´s the girl all the bad guys want! She´s the girl all the bad guys want! |
| Bowling For Soup - Trucker Hat |
This is the song that reminds me of my trucker hat That I used to wear not to block out the sun With a john deere logo and a stain on the back From where you laid me out flat one look I was done And all these things mean nothing to me When I'm with you I've got everything I could want and I could need Even God he would agree You and I were meant to be It's easy to see I'll never go out of style on you And nothing really feels the way you do Nothing in the world could ever make me look as good When you fit me like you do This is the verse about the Parachute pants That I learned to break dance in and thought I was good So much for believing the fat guy doesn't win get the girl in the end I never thought that I could And all these things mean nothing to me When I'm with you I've got everything I could want and I could need Even God he would agree You and I were meant to be It's easy to see I'll never go out of style on you And nothing really feels the way you do Nothing in the world could ever make me look as good When you fit me like you do I'm not the perfect guy a little slow but I've Got perfect timing with you Got perfect timing with you Take a look around Outside the in crowd There aint nothing we cant do [3X] I'll never go out of style on you And nothing really feels the way you do Nothing in the world could ever make me look as good When you fit me like you do |